Tin cup badness

Alright. This is exactly what the title says it is Tin Cup badness.
I had such high hopes for this one. In my many attempts to impress the drummer in Jon Was A Machine who's name is Sean. I attempted, and still attempting to make many different percussive trinkets for him to add to his kit. Now, one such as myself who knows absolutely nothing about drumming and the good sounds that go along with it, thought it would be easy to screw a bunch of old metal cups that Jen had bought me to the back of an old wooden chair I found on the street. Let me tell you this. My thoughts were wrong. Very wrong. It sounds and looks like crap. So after I finish typing this i think I may have to go and smash it.
Tin Cup badness be gone.